Tina Weymouth

One of the greatest female specimens to ever grace this earth. Not only is she gorgeous, she played bass for the Talking Heads (the greatest band of all time) and the Tom Tom Club. God has scourged our land by only granting one of her to us.

Talking Heads Fan: Man, isn't Tina Weymouth beautiful...

Poser: Isn't Tina Weymouth that prostitute I hired last week?

Talking Heads Fan: I am having a hard time not killing you right now...

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Tina B

n. The hottest piece of ass you will ever see. She is a goddess among men and can leave you breathless. Not only is she friendly, funny, and beautiful, but she even plays video games. What more could you want?

I saw Tina B today. I couldn't sleep for a month.

-Is that an angel I see walking down the hall?
-No, just Tina B.
-Just? *smacks friend*

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tina lambchop

the most physchiatric, tempting, undeniably regretable but oh so delicious, warm, complicated sex position ever thought of. the tina lambchop requires a numerous amount of cats, pepper spray, softballs, wooden and plastic chairs, and possibly a lawn mower (if shes already loose), and many other objects that you could never think could be used sexually. the tina lambchop is so horrid and obese those who even google image it are circumcised for life.

me and hannah goguen just did the tina lambchop, shes now cripples and braindead.

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hang with tina

"tina" is crystal meth. It's a drug that some gays like to take and then have sex on. Another term you'll see on dating apps and stuff is "parTy" or "party and play".

Hey girl hey you wanna hang with Tina?

Yeah! I got some in the bathroom!

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Baby Tina

The Worst Baby Ever Made

"Do you like Baby Tina?"
"No."

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[Tina] Syndrome

Tina - can be replaced by a girl's name

Tina Syndrome
A syndrome caused by interacting with Tina. Symptoms include:

(1) Overthinking on her words, actions and frequency of contact
(2) Overplanning on how to make her happy so you could see that cute smile & giggle again!

You: Ahh I met this girl called Tina 4 months ago and now I'm having a Tina Syndrome. Going crazy over this one!

Friend: Bro - go get a life!

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Tina

A girl that loves to squirt her projectile vaginal fluids. She’s a projectile tuba (this is an inside joke between me and my friends)

Tina squirted all over chonchae’s chops

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