TJ

"A Tentacle Job" - When receiving the equivalent of a hand job, only from a being that has tentacles.

"Oh Dude! I was with this crazy alien squid chick last night, she gives the absolute best TJ."

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TJ

A low life mutha fucker who thinks he's a super human. He is extremely anti social, and is afraid of balloons. The word TJ could also mean "shriveled mangled small dick"

Guy: Stop being a pussy you little TJ.
Girl: My boyfriends hot and all, but he has such a TJ!

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tj

a boy who willingly submits himself to being plowed by his dad

"Wow, his dad has sex with him and he likes it? What a tj!"

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Tj's

a punk rock venue where many legendary bands have played including, rancid, bad brains, naked raygun, husker du, misfits etc. only let down by friday nights

"fucking hell they play shit music on friday nights dont they"

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Tj

An amazing and awesome person , who loves purple

Person 1: OMG that dude is wearing purple...He's awesome!!!!
person 2: ye thats Tj

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TJ

A "Talk Job." The much less satisfying cousin of the BJ. Usually the work of a person who is trying to "score" with a girl but can't close the deal, and an unusually long conversation ensues.

Kiko has been talking to that stripper over there for 45 minutes and hasn't even gotten a lap dance. He must be giving her a TJ.

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tj

a nice guy who loves tv and likes to date hot girls

he is really really really hot

he is a tj

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