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It's a hot day, blowjob is on the menu. You tuck the marbles behind the hind. Full stretch. Seconds before the juice gets loose you release, slap underneath the chin. Concussion protocol
She's not lookin too good, hit her with the Tallahassee trebuchet. Getting her a helmet for christmas.
The art of a Tallahassee nut job has been the objective of all females since its invention in 2019. It conaists of a lady perferably a beutiful one with beutiful eyes a nice smile and a gorgeous set of double d's jacking you off then just pefore climax yelling "Tallahasseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and putting her finger up in the air before thrusting it into your asshole and continuing to thrust the shit put pf ypur asshole with her finger as you weep " Mr.Harlooooooooffffffff"
Jimmy: Ever heard of a Tallahassee nut job!
Jenny: Yeah I did it to my boyfriend last night
Is the art of applying two mud crabs to both nipples and then setting the mud crabs on fire therefore making them squeeze harder
F partner: I'm feeling quite horny tonight
M partner: what would you like ;)
F partner: I feel like engaging in a Tallahassee titty twister
Spray hair-spray in your partners butthole and initiate anal sex to create pressure like loading a cannon. Wait for them to fart and be ready with a lighter and a tiki torch, when they fart light the fart on fire and watch as the tiki torch lights ablaze while shit is thrown at Mach speeds at the wall.
Last night i preformed a Tallahassee Torchlighter with my girlfriend and it was a struggle to clean up but was well worth it .
When you're fucking a pregnant girl and you activate your vacuum penis. The fetus and your penis have a tug of war for supremacy inside her womb. If you win, you suck her fetus through your urethra and into your stomach, so it can be digested later for sustenance. If you lose, the fetus tears your dick off and you leave humiliated.
Wow man, I can't believe she let me hit her with the good old Tallahassee Tug of War.
The byproduct of the torsional stretching of the gland’s, caused by overstressed hemorrhoids
Dude when I went to take a shit, I accidentally left a Tallahassee cannoli in my grandma’s toilet
The act of linking one's genital piercing to that of a companion. For example, linking two Prince Alberts with a carabiner clip, or a Prince Albert to a clitoral piercing with a cable tie.
I lost the key to that padlock and ended up Tallahassee Bitchlocked to Jeremy for several hours.