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When doing an Indian woman and it comes time to cum on her face, try to aim for the dot between her eyes.
I was workin on my target practice with Neelam and Hoosna.
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Rubbing one out in the shower and at climax aiming at a specific spot (a target) (Practice makes perfect!)
It pays to take target practice.
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A tattoo at the small of a female's back.
"I was banging this chick from behind then pulled out and splattered all over her target tattoo."
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The extra money you pay so that you can shop at target, instead of wal mart.
So we paid a target tax of 10-20% on our household items; but it was totally worth it to shop in a well-lit, salubrious atmosphere, where we didn't see a single person who gave us the heebie jeebies, or who made us despair at the state of the human race.
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The unfortunate ailment that occurs when a minute case of swamp ass leads to a specific case of road rash resembling a target. The anus forms the bulls eye of the target, and depending on the severity, one or more rash rings may form. These uncomfortable rings of pain force the affected person to walk like a penguin with an unreal case of rickets. In the worst case scenario, symptoms may persist for 3 or more days. In some cases baby wipes up the butt hole may help as long as they flower out for maximum coverage. Lotion every hour on the hour is strongly suggested.
Michael could not attend his P.E. class Thursday because he was forced to lay on his stomach and shower baby powder onto his rear end to put out the fire associated with his case of target syndrome.
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A person who is way to obsessed with their job at Target and does ANYTHING to make her bosses like her
Tina is a Target Whore
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hair shaved around ones mouth like a target or a goatee
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