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when you have the shit idea to dress up in ugly ass lingered at a Melbourne tram stop in the middle of summer and you somehow think that is vegan
P1: "I am going to Tash Peterson."
P2: "Don't. Its a shit idea."
A buzzkill of a broad that is very big and extra burly…grrr!
Brock: “Yo Lee! Have you seen Trey recently?”
Lee: “Nah dawg. Brotha done be MIA.”
Jamarcus: “Whatchu talkin bout MIA? He be trapped under Big Tash last I’s heard.”
Lee: “Exactly.”
Brock: “Someone dial the 911! We gots to save a brotha!”
Trey (gasping for air): “All good boys. She just been smothering me with her big ole bones.”
when someone is heavily under the influence of alcohol, and starts acting rather crazily, reminiscent of someone with a screw loose.
Awww mate I was so string-tashed last night I tobogganed my bird down the stairs.
Tash is a sexy gentleman with an 11 inch penis. A Tash is a true keeper, he wont ever let you down. If you ever meet a Tash know that you need one! The best Tash's are born in September.
A: I'm so jealous of Jessica, she got with Tash.
B: Wow, how lucky i wanted to be with Tash.
The biggest neek you will ever meet. She doesn't come out clubbing because she's too busy learning how to bicep curl 1kg in the gym. Why does she even work so much when her degree is just going for a run?
shut up you fucking neek
YOU NEEKY FUCKING CUNT
"Is that tash? I've never seen a bigger neek in my life"
who gives a shit about sports science anyway?
An absolute stud. He works out at the gym everyday and it’s fit as fuck. All the ladies love him. He has the nicest most luscious beard. He is nice, funny and friendly. Everyone wants to be Tash. He even has the coolest most unique name that fits him perfectly. You can always rely on Tash to be there for you
“Wow look, there’s Tash. What a king.”
if your name is tash people will instinctively want to break your ankles, no-one likes tash because she is a nuisance to out planet.
F**K you tash suck my hairy C*CK