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When you take a girl to the bar and you both get too intoxicated to drive, so you call for a taxi and then have anal sex inside the cab on the ride back to your place.
Person 1: "Did you hear about Harold and Amy's brownish taxi last night?!"
Person 2: "Yeah man next time someone has to ride bitch seat they aren't going to be happy about the shit streak."
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Running away from a taxi without paying for the service
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Taking a taxi that someone else has booked
Person 1: "Hi mate who's it for?"
Taxi man: "Bar Java"
Person 1 "Yep that's mine"
Person 2: " he's taxi jumping!"
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Said to someone who needs to calm down as a way to infuriate them.
Matt: who ate all my chilli
Gabriel: relaxi taxi bro your girlfriends not even real
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When you have to drive your car-less friends around town, sometimes for gas money.
Bill: I'll be back in a while.
Jeff: Where you going?
Bill: I'm playing taxi with Dave today. I'm on half a tank.
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The phenomenom whereby you wake up in the morning with a girl who had seemed quite pretty the previous night under the influence of alcohol but now she seems ugly. The idea is that the "magic taxi" came to take her away. Especially used in Southern England.
"..Then I woke up and I was like, oh dear, magic taxi..."
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- The colored striped bus on the bus route
i jump in the maxi taxi and see a form 5 taxing a form 1 and i scream and then the maxi taxi bounce into another maxi taxi but turns out it was a dream and i was just looking for dresses that were maxi style when i started daydreaming the maxi taxi
When you call a cab in Canada and give the driver maple syrup and poutine on Canada day
Me and my buddy did a Canadian taxi this Canada day and the driver drove us for free!