TV stands for "the vibe" and no television is to reiterate the fact that TV stands for the vibe and not television.
Person 1: My life a movie bruv
Person 2: TV no television
Any form of entertainment represented in episodes that could be considered one of the best e.g: Mr Robot, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Monster and Berserk (1998)
Walter White: Jesse, we need to watch Breaking BAD
Jesse Pinkman: Yeah bitch! Peak Television yo!
Television that makes the audience feel way more clever than the average viewer.
"I never watch TV but when I do I only watch boutique television like, y'know, Viceland"
A television studio headed by Robert Nogo, Parker Sneeihl and Henry Xebek.
A Bastard television production.
the big rectangular screen on your shelf that jumpscares you with an amber alert from across the fucking country at midnight
this man is so canadian television
a form of babysitter
The parents put the girl in front of the television until dinner was cooked.
An idiot box normally a drug of choice that will hypnotize you and make you think you're actually going somewhere in your life and you wake up and you realize you were watching tv
Wow television is just gonna make me regret my decisions in life then it'll just be an idiot box