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To kill youeself.
I can not self terminate so you'll have to lower me into the lava.
A term used to describe a person who cannot engage in carefree fun or interact normally anymore because their views and behaviors have been warped from spending too much time in niche social and political bubbles online. Their entire bodies are tightly clenched all day and they are never really relaxed - they must keep vigil for anyone who fails their purity test so they can sound the alarms and give in to their repressed feral tendencies to burn you at the stake.
Their lives slowly devolve into performatively getting upset in public to bolster their credibility with other terminally online people until they have scared off every normal person in their life.
Though most frequently seen on the political left (where many of them have come to the internet to escape reality due to being emotionally frail and heavily disordered), the right has their own share of terminally online nonsense, usually manifesting as conspiracy theories and a persecution complex.
George: "Until I went on the internet, I've never heard anyone literally say 'r-slur'."
Jamal: "Yeah, it's just something overly sensitive people who are terminally online made up."
Debbie: "Have you gotten vaccinated yet?"
Rose: "And get a chip put in me? Not a chance."
Debbie: "Oh no, I had no idea you were so terminally online."
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When an event or a new piece of equipment has been hyped up, had a huge amount of money spent on it and it fails miserably to do what it is supposed to do. Word is in reference to the London Heathrow Terminal 5 fiasco.
Eric: 'Have you seen the new storage system; I've heard it's a Terminal 5 ?'
Geoff: 'Oh yeah mate, just been out to see it, they've got the technician in, it's out of order for the rest of the week!'
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what you call someone or something when that certain thing or person makes you want to kys
Gabe: I just ranked up to Silver III in CS:GO
Eric: Nice, how long have you had it?
Gabe: 2 years
Eric: You are literally terminal cancer
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A fast acting disease which results in death usually in a few months
I got aids which is terminal disease
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The maximum point at which a person cannot take any more frustration.
This project is rapidly making me reach terminal vexocity.
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One who TERMINATES a Toilet, Loo, WC, Rest room, Lavatory, Commode, Latrine, Powder room (for the Elegant Ladies).
Toilet Terminator is someone that uses a toilet in such a way that for the next 2 days, anyone attempting to use the toilet will either be suffering from a serious cold or would need a GAS MASK!!!
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