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First established in 1987 by Canadian Parliament in an attempt to prove that Canada is a real country. Today Canadian Thanksgiving is celebrated in one country (Canada) by dozens of people.
No it's not the real Thanksgiving, it's Canadian Thanksgiving.
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Person 1: Yo, C-Note. Where you gonna b hangin' for black thanksgiving.
Person 2: Tre-Von invited me over to his crib to watch the all-star game and he say you can come ova' too.
Person 1: Sweet. Ill pick up some watermelon flavored vodka fo his punk ass when I cash my check at da liquor sto.
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Christmas Lights that are put up before Thanksgiving. (for people who are sick and tired off anti-procrastinators putting their lights up to early)
Person 1:Dude....That guy has his Christmas Lights up already
Person 2: Na man, those are just Thanksgiving lights.
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The result of eating too much on Thanksgiving, and feeling like shit the next morning.
Person 1: I have a major Thanksgiving hangover right now.
Person 2: Yeah, me too, I ate so much yesterday.
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When a hot lunch consisting of hot turkey and mashed potatos is purchased from a local high school. Katie is placed on a counter in the canine position and stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey while hot gravey is poured on her.
I'm gunna try to give Katie the Thanksgiving Dinner after the prom
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A person of the opposite sex one takes to ones parents for Thanksgiving, to allay any suspicion of one being gay.
"Well they look happy together...I'm pleased for him"
"Are you kidding? Our son is as gay as a fruit-cake and she is obviously his Thanksgiving beard!"
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In Australia, the Australian Thanksgiving all started with the great "Pillage The Wallaby's Run". This event was called upon by the Prime Minister on May 1, 1657, to boost the country's morale after the tragic Kangaroo shortage in the prior year. The Wallaby run transformed into the Australian Thanksgiving where all cities congregate to hold a massive wallaby hunt the night before, and feast on the day of Australian Thanksgiving. Nowadays, the traditions have slowly faded and people will just purchase already prepared wallaby dinners from their local grocer.
I'm sure glad I have these wallaby's already in the freezer for Australian Thanksgiving!
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