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Receiving fellatio while you read a classic novel propped on the head of the fellator. Then, while cumming, the receiver who is nauseous from the constant movement and content of the story vomits onto the book and head of the fellator.
I gave Susie a Victorian Classic while reading Pride and Prejudice for class last night.
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a highend airsoft company that specializes in full metal guns with pre-upgraded internals. they are the main competitor to tokyo marui and made a name for themselves with their M15A4 and MP5 series's and now make several lines of high quality airsoft replicas including G36s, M249 SAWs, AK-74s, and Steyr AUGs among others, and as of April of 2007, they are the only highend airsoft company to make a FN SCAR replica. they also make high quality full metal airsoft accessories including, but not limited too: several high quality M203 units of several colors and designs. most classic army AEGs (automatic electric gun) shoot between 280 and 350 fps (feet per second) out of the box.
my classic army AUG A1 owns all my friends when we play airsoft.
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An act reminiscent of the great Wozza of old Wigan town, a man famous for throwing a dwarf in front of her parents in Benidorm.
That lad over there just threw that dwarf at a wall, classic Wozza
Mj classic: When you snowball someone off a bridge or bully them with snowballs ;-;
Omg I just mj classic-ed this person off a bridge
A sexual position incorporating an ice hockey net.
When we got done she asked what that was, I said the Winter Classic
The net is off its moorings, the Winter Classic is underway.
Puck sluts love the Winter Classic
If the crease has a stain, it's the Winter Classic to blame.
Did you hear about the zamboni driver and his wife last night? Did the Winter Classic so long it went into overtime.
Trying to help someone but ending up makeing things worse.
A: Can I help you clean up?
B: Yeah sure..
A: Oh now sorry I broke your glasses
B: Should have known... a Classical Mara.
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