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A sexual act involving glitter-It is when the male of the relationship inserts glitter via pipette into the penis the proceeds to ejaculate into their Woman getting her pregnant in the process
People do this so their child is full of life and has a fun personality
Oh Johnny I want our baby to be exciting and fun not boring can we please use The glitter jab
It's a form of jab performed into a vagina or dirt box using your tongue
"I tongue jabbed that bitches pussy"
A psychological attack to one's mentality, caused by slightly abusive remarks catering in the form of careless horse play. Meaningless & senseless seemingly but tolerance of such abuse often results in unfavorable behavior traits & actions.
I was having a really good day until all of my co-workers started josh-jabbing me.
When someone accidentally hits or elbows your boob and it hurts like hell
liz: blahblahblah, omg! (about to stand up, but accidentally elbows sarah in boob)
sarah: ow!
liz: what?
sarah: u gave me a boob jab!
when someone jams their finger in someone else's butthole. it has to be fast and hard. it could also be anything that is long and small enough to fit in a butthole.
my friend ryan jarby jabbed me yesterday at school and it felt delicious.
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Interwebs jargon meaning you will be punched for being a dumbass.
STFU or you will be touched by the jab
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The act of going stag to a social event, i.e. a wedding or party, alone with the purpose of finding a random person to have sex with and jab it in.
Billy: Hey, you find a date for that wedding?
Jimmy: Nah. I plan to pull a stag and jab.
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