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A person who is batshit crazy is certifiably nuts. The phrase has origins in the old fashioned term "bats in the belfry." Old churches had a structure at the top called a belfry, which housed the bells. Bats are extremely sensitive to sound and would never inhabit a belfry of an active church where the bell was rung frequently. Occasionally, when a church was abandoned and many years passed without the bell being rung, bats would eventually come and inhabit the belfry. So, when somebody said that an individual had "bats in the belfry" it meant that there was "nothing going on upstairs" (as in that person's brain). To be BATSHIT CRAZY is to take this even a step further. A person who is batshit crazy is so nuts that not only is their belfry full of bats, but so many bats have been there for so long that the belfry is coated in batshit. Hence, the craziest of crazy people are BATSHIT CRAZY.
Dude that guy on the corner wears a tinfoil hat and ripped all the wires out of his house so the government couldn't listen to his thoughts.
Really?
Yeah, he's batshit crazy.
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something you say to people when you don't know what to say, you don't like them, they are really wildin, or you just weren't paying attention. It is the perfect response every time.
Emily: how was your day?
Bubby: *not paying attention* thats crazy
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A male equivalent of the "friend zone", for a girl too effin' crazy to sleep with.
As soon as Rebecca started talking about her cat's favorite episodes of "Glee", she was instantly put in my crazy box.
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1. The state of appearing insane to people who can't see your wireless headset for your cell phone.
2. Someone that you think is insane until you see their bluetooth headset and realize they're just a douche bag.
Dude:"Did you see that crazy guy talking to himself on the corner?"
Chick:"Oh, that was Bob. He's on a conference call. He's just bluetooth crazy."
Dude:"What a douche bag."
When your having sex, and the girl moans, but instead of a regular moan she gobbles likes a turkey.
You've gotten the crazy turkey in Lindsay's bed!
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a man who has a pot helmet and a time machine called penny that's smarter than him, fights zombies with plants, and just put a walnut in your hand, why? because he's CRAAAAZY!!!
Crazy dave: hi I'm your neighbour crazy dave, but you can call me crazy dave
The crazy gorilla is when someone puts saranwrap over the other person's ear and then shits in it. Then the male will fuck the person's ear.
Hay babe, I am going to give you a crazy gorilla tonight.