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AirPods

A joke.

Like seriously, who in their right mind would think a stick poking out of their ears is in any way "professional"?

User 1: "I use the AirPods because it looks professional, other earbuds just looks like a toy"
User 2: "BWAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!! Good one, dude XD"

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 4, 2022


AirPods

Truly-wireless earbuds made by Apple with the hidden agenda of getting people to switch from wired to wireless.

It's also a misconception that the AirPods are very expensive, because they're not. The 2nd generation AirPods cost $179, which is around the same ballpark for many other good truly-wireless earbuds (e.g. Galaxy Buds Pro). The AirPods Max, however, are overpriced.

This makes the "broke" meme largely flawed and futile.

Pepega: *puts AirPods on*
Me: Hey—
Pepega: SoRrY i CaNt hEaR YoU i DoNt sPeAk bRokE
Me: Weirdo.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 19, 2021


Airpods

2 earbuds, without wires, that’s fits in this small case which you are going to lose unless you have it hooked on a part of your body. Also they are things that kids flex with at school, but it’s all fun and games until Mrs. White says you will get them back at the end of the week, on a Tuesday. Also very overpriced

Person 1: YO MY MOM GOT ME THESE EARBUDS FOR LIKE 20 BUCKS AT WALMART
Person 2: SORRY BRO THESE AIRPODS TAUGHT ME A NEW LANGUAGE AND I DONT SPEAK BROKE ANYMORE A.K.A NON AIRPOD HAVERS

by My handle is in use by someone January 7, 2020


Airpods

You're searching for a definition of Airpods?

We don't know, we can't hear you.

A: Hey are these real airpods?

B:

A: HELLO?!

B:

by Partydoos March 11, 2019


airpod

something poor people buy because the cant afford the cord/what that one faggot in your class uses to look "Gucci"

"Bro, are those airpod? Have you ever heard of a cord?"

by doge kid January 6, 2021


Airpods

Only rich people have these and shun the people without airpods. People with airpods are superior to people with wires.

John-Ewww Kevin are those wires you smell like broke.
Kevin-Shut the fuck up John I'm not rich like you with your Airpods.

by colinyumayyy February 28, 2019


airpods

Things for people who CAN'T AFFORD WIRES!!

I think Timmy is broke because he has airpods instead of wires.

by jordan143 February 15, 2019