Australian Idol

A television show supported by every media imaginable, exploiting a person completely lacking in talent, intellect, musical knowledge and money. Used to brainwash the viewer into buying music, regardless of them liking it or not. Widely popular amongst teenagers and people with similar IQ.
-See idiot

Girl: Australian Idol is on!
Guy: Hand me that skewer so I can poke it through my head.
-See annoying

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Australian divorce

(n) A simple but effective method for breaking up with a boyfriend, girlfriend, or spouse.

To perform it, you approach your significant other from behind and give him/her the biggest wedgie you can. Then, kick him/her in the ass once but swiftly. At this point, walk away, and never return your new ex's calls.

Out of logical necessity, same-sex Australian divorce is currently only legal in jurisdictions where same-sex marriage is legal.

The advent of the Australian divorce paved the way for the creation of the atomic Australian divorce.

Guy #1: Janet divorced me.

Guy #2: Oh no! Who's getting the kids?

Guy #1: No, no, we didn't get into all that. Her lawyer advised her to serve me with an Australian divorce, so we wouldn't have to worry about custody.

Guy #3: Janet's single?

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Australian kiss

When you kiss that special lady "down under" and "in the bush", you are giving her an Australian kiss.

Eating her pussy is giving her an "Australian kiss".

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Australian Shower

When instead of showering, you just spray yourself with alot of deodorant.

Joe: We have to go man! you don't have time to take a shower.
Jake: yeah, I know. I'll just take in Australian Shower

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australian pipeline

An orgy in which a large group of men, or sometimes women poop all over themselves and each other in an abandoned building; this way they dont have to clean it up.

Bob- That australian pipeline last week was hot!
Bill- Darn tootin', if you know what i mean.
Larry- Thank goodness we don't have to clean it up!
*laughter*

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australian kiss

Just like a French kiss...but down unda!

Drew started by French kissing Macy, but soon got frisky and worked his way down to an Australian kiss.

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Australian frostpipe

when a girl takes a shit, puts it in the freezer, takes it out, and uses it as a dildo.

tracy:my fingers are too small, and i dont have enough for a dildo!
stacy:are you constipated?
tracy:..yeah.
stacy: Use an australian frostpipe!

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