don't laugh
don't tickle
don't nag
don't win
don't kiss
don't touch
don't dream
don't try
don't boost
don't move
don't call
don't ask
don't dare
just stay there. shut up. be sad and small. so i can feel better. my heart ripped apart by envy and jealousy.
(don't become what you say you dislike)
Jewish UrbanDictionary editors, I’m talking about you guys.
You’ve become really boring lately
slap someone's head when they get cut up
how to become like ya cut g: "like ya cut g" "ouch why would you slap me"
Is a story written by K.C. Washington
Kathy’s mom passed away yst.
Mark: i can see her face the mourning becomes her pal.
While i was searching something on tiktok i've encountered a random NPC that wanted to intimi date everyone.
Gran the I don't like fighting, lets say I become a new person🐺😈😏 mug
Lil baby brok into my house and stol my jizz
A: Dude did you hear roddy rich becomes the jizz master
B: lil baby touched me
When a person who uses a fake name actually adopts the name as their legal name.
Named for the British actor Sir Michael Caine. His real name is actually Maurice Micklewhite, Jr. And whenever he tried to go through airport security, the guard would instantly recognize him. "Oh, you're Michael Caine!"
But when Caine would show his passport, which displayed his real name, he would always have to go through the incredibly annoying task of proving that Maurice Micklewhite, Jr. is in fact the same person. Eventually, he got fed up with it and legally changed his name to Michael Caine once and for all.
Becoming Caine doesn't happen very often, but you really can't blame Michael Caine for doing what he did. That would drive anyone mad after awhile.