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a fuckbuddy.
Boy: Nice pants.
Girl: Thanks.
Boy thinks "I wonder how fast I can get them off.."
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One who is dating a girl, or his girlfriend, and loves her. He should do anything he can in order to make her happy, and should always be there for her. He should not be affraid to be around her in public. He should also be able to tell her anything above anyone else. He shouldn't be all turned on whenever he and said girlfriend are kissing, but he should also not care if he sees said girlfriend in anything (underwear, bathing suit etc.). He should trust her.
IF YOU'RE A BOYFRIEND FOLLOW THESE RULES
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Person 1: Man I'll never get a boyfriend!
Person 2: You got that right!
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Something that we all want but don't have. Someone that every bitchy girl from school or on instagram seem to have, while the only healthy relationship you have in your life is with that fake plant that you bought at urban outfitters to try to be an artsy bitch. On a serious note, a boyfriend is a guy that will make you feel special and perfect and make you smile. Never felt that? me neither, don't worry lol. Girls seem to have really high expectations when it comes to boyfriends... All we want is a guy that looks like timothée chalamet, that sounds like harry styles, that has the sense of humour of tom holland and that has a dash of dolan twins... ya feel me?
Girl 1: Dude I really want a boyfriend?
Girl 2: bitch what is a bow-frand?
Girl 1: u dumb ass bitch
Girl 2: dude the only guy I want in my life is your dad
Girl 1: What did you just say?
Girl 2: wait, what?
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A fake title used for fucking rights.
I met this guy who wanted to be my boyfriend just so he could fuck me. We barely talk.
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pronounced (boy - ` frand)
One of a species seeking to impregnate a female counterpart.
Girl, u know they ain't no diffrence 'tween a boyfriend and a baby-daddy.
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Hmmmmm... how to define boyfriend?
1) a guy used to keep the gross guys away
2)a guy you date because he is a total ass and you use dating him to fuck him over to get him back
3)a guy one chooses to be with because he is funny, sweet, and cares for them
4)a postion a guy holds that states that one person should be kissing them and only them, also other things that do not need to be explained
5) some guy who you date to specificly by you gifts and pay for your stuff
yeah i met this guy who is like totaly hot and he asked me out and bought me a ring so i said yes.
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