War Bunker

N: The title given to an individual or space designated to find safety and the storage point of human assistance aids.

Which tent to going to be designated war bunker? I have a first aid kit and fire extinguisher for the camp site.

Today while hiking if we are confronted by any animals wanting to harm us or are hurt in need of first aid get to mr. Reed, he is carrying a pistol and is the war bunker

We have five jeeps going out today my Jeep will be utilized as the designated war Bunker.

bunker hankering

1. The overwhelming desire to surround oneself in a protective fortification. The source of the desire can be varied, but for many the desire was popularized with the mainstream media's use of zombies to represent social discord. The emotion is often associated with having repeated thoughts of preparing for what a zombie apocalypse would bring to the world or watching way too many zombie style horror films. It should be noted the desire is also be experienced from any sort of social chaos concept that would make the beholder want to retreat from society whether the threat is real or perceived.

2. Overwhelming desire to board up windows. Occasionally treatable by closing the blinds unless you have an overactive imagination then its often worse.

I had a serious case of bunker hankering after watching every episode of "The Walking Dead" back to back last night.

bunker balls

when one acquires unwashed sweat on their ball sack and they become terribly disgusting

i hate having gym class first period, i walk around all day with bunker balls

Mule Bunker

Is a term used to describe the act of digging a hole for a Mules feet, aka bunker, so a twisted individual or individuals could set the Mules feet in the bunker, which also has cement to make an escape for the Mule impossible. Once the cement is set, the cock congoline begins on the poor unsuspecting mule.

So my buddy Dame was telling me a pretty twisted story that happened a few years back. A few farmhands were caught slipping cock to some donkeys( I’m not talking roosters) and to make sure they had proper leverage and easy access, the dug a Mule Bunker, which involves digging a home to cement the feet for an all out donkey dismantling. Some peoples kids are fucking gross.

dick bunker

A dick bunker is where a person is so bad at sex its like their dick has been hidden away all their life. The bunker is where the dick has been hiding all their life .

"Yo man i heard from my friend that Ralph has a dick bunker."
"Fr? He acts so hard."
"She said he was like a dead fish."

Water bunker

Any body of water located inside the boundry of a golf course

Hey Lucy where did your ball go?..

It went in that water bunker!

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Chutney bunker

A woman's "lady garden"

"Dot Cotton's crusty chutney bunker"

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