Struggle Bus

A metaphor for when you repeatedly struggle to do basic tasks. Can't find your keys and they are in your hand, opening doors into yourself, locking keys in your car, etc.

Man 1: "I can't find my glasses or my keys"
Man 2: "You are wearing your glasses and your keys in your hand"
Man 1: "Ya, I'm driving that struggle bus today"

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Bus Wanker

Perjorative term used to describe wankers that take buses, generally shouted out of a car window while driving past.

I might be a bus wanker, but at least I don't drive that gay yellow car.

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VW Bus

The most awesome of all vehicles. The VW Bus is spacious, comfortable, versatile, beautiful, and fuel-efficient. It is perfect for both long and short-term road trips, and makes crossing the country a pleasure. Its large capacity allows friends, bandmates, and fellow hippies to come along for the ride.
The VW Bus is also completely unsafe due to the nonexistant crumple zone in front of the dashboard (this means that there is a sheet of metal the width of a tuna can protecting your legs in event of a crash.) This lends an air of excitement and risk to every road trip.
See also kick ass, beauty, marijuana, touring and band.

"Ah, man, did you see her new car? I heard she drove to CA to get it."
"Yeah, it's a fuckin' beauty!"
"A '77 VW bus! Holy fizznats!"

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Bu tits

To have a pair of big and blue tits.

Woah look at her bu tits!
Omg! They look incredible!

summon a bus

To light a cigarette while waiting for a bus at a bus stop. Derived from the belief in murphy's/sod's law, which states that a bus (on which smoking is not permitted) will always arrive shortly after a cigarette is lit.

(Man waiting for bus): "Ill just summon the bus.."

Bus Maneuver

Where two people have sex in a monster truck tire

Morgan and Cora did the Bus Maneuver for eight hours straight last night

Chase Bus

A bus that follows a hot air balloon to provide transportation back for balloon riders once the balloon lands.

The driver of the Chase Bus realizing the balloon was decending, sped up to get to the target area before the balloon landed.