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When Captain Falcon dons his white muscle-suit, pink gloves, pink boots, and screws on his nipple-caps extra tight, he becomes Captain Fabulous.
An alternate costume for Captain Falcon in Super Smash Bros. Melee.
Be sure to use his taunt at every opportunity for added innuendo. It's still the best taunt in the game, fabulous or not.
Smasher #1: *loses* You're fucking gay.
Smasher #2: *wins* Not nearly as gay as Captain Fabulous raping your Fox just now.
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Captain Angel Beard Sailed the 7 seas to find the 7 slaves. During his adventures he went to Greece, China, and Japan. During his adventures in Japan he fought along side Samurai's against the Mongol's who were led by Bertram Khan. His crew consists of Ghandi and Gordon Ramsay
The legendary pirate captain a. beard
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A term used to describe a person in the rooms of AA or NA that has trouble stringing any long stretchs of sobriety together. These people seem to have trouble giving their will and lives over to a GOD of their understanding, hence their many relapses. In some circles these people may be call " Jack the slipper ", which is both stupid and unfunny.
Dude 1: That new guy at the meeting said he just relapsed for the fifth time this year.
Ray : That dude is a regular captain relapse.
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The Captain's Log is what Mr. Spock found in the toilet when Kirk forgot to flush.
Dr. McCoy: Spock, you look a little more green than usual...you feeling okay?
Spock: Yes, Doctor. I finally know the true meaning of the Captain's Log.
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1. Someone who tries to act heroic or brave, but absolutely fails.
2. Someone who does something really pathetic or stupid, but thinks that it is really brilliant.
1. "Captain Wow here just fell of his bike 'cause he was trying to ride without holding on!"
2. "Did you see that? Captain Wow over there just sewed his hands to his shirt, and is proud of it!"
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captain jack is a street name for heroin
an example of this is billy joel's song "captain jack"
"Captain jack will get you by tonight, take you to your special island, Captain jack will get you by tonight, just a little push and you'll be flying"
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A Captain Munnerlyn occurs when you take a shit on a girl's chest (preferably during or after sex), and then immediately get up and salute it.
You MUST salute the shit. Otherwise, it's just a Boston Pancake.
**Captain Munnerlyn is also the name of a current Carolina Panthers cornerback**
Guy 1: Dude, you took that bitch home last night. You get any? She was fuckin wasted!
Guy 2: I know, dude, me too. I fucked her and then gave her a Captain Munnerlyn!
Guy 1: YES!!! You're one sick motherfucker!!
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