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the worst fucking mario kart track ever.
only picked to cause drunken fights between the boys a few hours into a session.
so named as norns are boobs and choosing this track makes your night go tits up.
Person 1: "no way this idiot just picked norn circuit....."
Person 2: "well that's my night ruined"
The persistent cough usually accompanied by a sore throat occurring after attending a Circuit Party or festival. Usually caused by yelling over music, lack of sleep, and other extracurricular activities related to the circuit scene.
Tom is a true Circuit Queen. He has circuit cough at least once a month.
to belong to a group of pompous assholes, who spend most of their time a. talking about some one else b. pretending to be your friend or c.(my favorite) talking about college.
if you come in contact with a group that fits the above quickly run in the oppisite direction as soon as possible, any contact will result in immediate assholery, and or discussion of your sexlife.
We all went to the kegger, and The Circuit was there talking about what else? college
A workout done inside a chapel by Catholic priests. This was first done by SFC. Fr. Roger Stainglass when he's preaching a sermon. It mostly consists of three exercises called "God Squats", "Lord Lunges", and "Jehovah Jacks". Usually they are done in three or four rounds in quick succession. A circuit of this always ends by kneeling on the prayer bench and saying one Hail Mary before the next circuit begins. Stainy does this in the mornings before the early service. So if you want a religious workout that will really perk you, try a Communion Circuit - it can't hurt you! Stainy Stainglass said so!
Stainy: Hey Bryant, you feel like some exercise? Let's do our Communion Circuit. I need some stretches.
Bryant: Sure! Gotta have those warm up exercises now. I love these!
Stainy: Okay! First one, lets do some God Squats. (he stands in front of the prayer bench and squats down) Easy. Now hold it too long. Just stand there until it starts to burn.
Bryant: Wow! Good one. What's next?
Stainy: Next up is the Lord Lunge. You know how we priests kneel on one knee? You do that and then you quickly stand up again. That's the second part of a Communion Circuit. (he does a Lord Lunge to show Bryant)
Bryant: What's the third part?
Stainy: The Jehovah Jack. You jump up on top of the prayer bench and you do a couple of jumping jacks. Then you jump down and pray a Hail Mary. And then the circuit starts all over again. Great workout, huh?
Bryant: Yes, but after you do it is there a stretch that you do?
Stainy: Sure it is. The Saintly Stretches. Here, hold my hand. How, stretch all the way up into the sky. There sweetie. That's it. Communion Circuits rock, don't they?
Bryant: They sure do! They wake you up. I love doing these. They're better than Knee Mail!
Closed circuit slut;
Someone who fucks a handful of people exclusively but haves their own place/independence.
She's been fucking the same 7 guys exclusively since middleschool, talk about a closed circuit slut.