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handball courts

a gathering point for wiggers and potheads in miller place near e-mart, despite its notoriety for being a common hang out spot many still continue to drink and smoke herb there, while playing handball.

"meet me at the handball courts, we'll grab a blunt at e-mart and go blaze in my car, then i'll school you at some handball bitch"

by jack carol December 9, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


court jester

a silly sex act:

1. a man tells a women he's about to ejaculate but henceforth urinates in her vaginal cavity
2. repeat step one in rectum.
3. repeat step one in oral cavity.

4. finally, proclaim to said female

"YOU'VE JUST BEEN COURT JESTERED, BITCH!"

phill: "how was last night?"
wes: "awesome man, I court jestered that bitch!"
phill: "sick dude."

by Dr. J Weinberg September 6, 2009

21๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


lady court

an updated, more posh version of "fag hag'; specifically, a group of women who have a central gay male figure in their group.

Dennis will be meeting up with his lady court at the bbq.

by rebar January 21, 2009


Coundon court

Full of crackheads. Teachers are peepees. I consume beans on the daily. Also lozenger

Coundon Court is so bad, it makes me wanna die

by Big_boi_ben November 14, 2019


Ladies of the Court

A group of weight room douches that all spend time admiring themselves in the mirror. They usually wear bright colors, too much hair product for someone wanting to work hard, frequent wearers of Tapout/S2 Faction/sleeveless shirts with huge arm holes, consume far too much supplements and are frequent skippers of leg day.

Right as Alex got to the gym, he noticed all the ladies of the court crowding around the first bench he needed to use, "it sure would be nice if these fags would move" he thought to himself.

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016


pillow court

When your significant other starts airing all of the dirty laundry in bed right after they grab your attention through sexual relations. Typically seen in emotionally unstable relationships.

Sallys needy as fuck and is always inquiring about petty stuff in my life like who the women in my office are. The other day after we fucked she threw on a powdered wig and took me to pillow court. She starting asking me why I dont't respond to all of texts. I told her I haden't prepared my dissertation yet and that the jury was not present. I promptly got up and washed my dick off and continued on my with my day.

by ajpsdga March 10, 2018


Squash Court

A codename for a place where, 'sexual activities' take place.

"Young Sullivan, do you want to go to the Squash court?"

by Young.Sullivan March 14, 2022