that's the way the cookie crumbles

that's just the way things happen...used by housewives from wisconsin who have not yet joined the 21st century

well dearie, i know you're upset you didn't get invited to the sock hop, but doncha know, that's the way the cookie crumbles

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crumbling cheese extravaganza

when you and a sexual partner of your choosing go into a really dark room perferably the basement and then they start to take off all of their clothes except their socks and they begin to spray cheese into each others sexual holes. after this process is finished the male begins to ejaculate and the female or other male licks the cheese right out of the hole of the penis

last night after jon and i got home from dinner we went into the basement and gave each other a crumbling cheese extravaganza

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May Your Cornbread Crumble

A phrase used to bid farewell. Used among friends only, and indicates a hope that the sweet parts of life blend with the rest.

Charlie: Ok, I'll see you tomorrow!
Peter: Sounds great man, may your cornbread crumble!

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that's the way the cookie crumbles

tough luck. stop whining.

Me: Daaaad, she took the remote!
Dad: Well, sorry, but that's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Brown n' Crumbly

To be high by means of "Chocolate".

"Nigga you's so brown n' crumbly!"
"Shit.. yeah I'm ripped!"

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that's just the way the cookie crumbles

that's life...and life sometimes sucks...

that's just the way the cookie crumbles, that's just the way the dice roll...like in the superblondes song...

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that's the way the cookie crumbles

go with the flow

"Man, I lost my winning streak."
"Thats the way the cookie crumbles."

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