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Curing Meat

When you sweat enough that your balls get salty, drying them out and making them feel like sandpaper between your legs, similar to how meat was preserved in olden times.

I didn't shower after working out earlier, I'm curing meat like a goddamned pioneer over here!

by Alaskan cock basket June 05, 2017


cured the beef

When you’re at odds with someone or something but you find a way to work it out.

“T. Swift & Kim K. used to be enemies but they cured the beef.”

by Roberta Frosting January 01, 2023


curee

A blow job from another man

My buddy gave me a curee as gratitude for the ride home.

by dicolas welby April 29, 2015


Cure for Smoking

A koenigsegg CCX

The only cure for smoking is a koenigsegg CCX, according to Jeremy Clarkson.

by JimmyISPERFECT May 12, 2011


Sickness cure

Give Anthony money and u will feel better instantly, (moms credit card number heals u faster)

Anthony has money! I’m cured! Sickness cure!

by Professional doctor November 25, 2022


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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025


Cure-to-the-common-cold

Stripping down to your boxers, covering yourself in warpaint, running around the neighborhood, screaming + brandishing a spear.

I found the cure-to-the-common-cold !

by nouns May 17, 2011