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A Real DJ is a professional Disc Jockey that has mastered the art of mixing on turntables. A Real DJ incorporates all styles of mixing, scratching and music blends. A Real DJ will not just sit there and simply push buttons, rather a real DJ will understand that Deejaying is not a sit down job and actively mix , remix and utilize creative mixing techniques to elevate the energy level of any event.
Sad DJ: Aww man this guy's crappy needle keeps skipping and has tracking issues with serato"
Real DJ: "Don't you know Real DJs don't share needles unless they come from a trusted source, LOL"
Sad DJ Connects Ipod to one side of mixer and starts looking through other DJ's laptop asking: "how do I search for songs on here?"
Real DJ 1: "your in a crate you need to, go to ALL MUSIC if you expect to find anything on my computer, besides it's already unplugged from the system, LOL"
Real DJ 2 says to Real DJ 1: "Real DJs don't try and use other DJs song libraries" LOL
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The act of giving sexual pleasure to one's pusssaaaaayyyy
When I was little I used to dj the vj all the time around the house, and I'd always get caught. I'd say "It's itchy!" But really I was pleasuring my pussy.
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DJ Skee has become known as the definitive DJ for the West Coast. From producing street classics including Game's infamous "300 Bars" to consistently putting out the hottest and most listened to mixtapes in the streets, DJ Skee has risen to the exclusive elite upper circle of the entertainment business. Currently, he is the DJ for The Game. He did the world premiere of The Game's "300 Bars and Runnin'" and is the DJ in The Games new album "You Know What It is Vol. 3". DJ Skee is The Game's favorite DJ. Its The Game, DJ Skee, and Black Wallstreet (The record label that The Game created, but the official producer is Nu Jerzey Devil).
The Game's Lyrics, from the World Premiere of "300 Bars and Runnin'":
Yo whats poppin', it's the kid Game,
and right now youre listenin to hype radio with my homeboy, my dawg, my brotha from anotha motha,
the best fuckin DJ in the world,
so all the rest of you motha fuckin DJs take them dusty ass records, put 'em in them broke-ass crates, and tuck 'em between yo ass cheeks and go hide behind a tree, cause you ain't fuckin' wit DJ SKEE
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Someone who always seems to be around but never actually does anything. A DJ Khaled will always be there to use you for his own needs, but when it comes time for him to help you out he is nowhere to be found. You'll know if you're hanging around a DJ Khaled, because he'll start saying things like "we the best" and "we takin' over" all while he really isn't the best at anything. DJ Khaled's often have no real skill, but instead profit off of others and "advise."
1. Tom: Isn't it funny how John is always tagging along with our group, sitting in our study sessions and eating, but he never actually does any work? He's always with us, asking for money, putting his name on all our group assignments, eating our food, but if there's a problem he'd be the last one to help out or offer up any solutions.
Bill: Yeah I know, John is a DJ Khaled.
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Brad: Alright, now Sean, you write the song. Bill, you make the beat. Jim, you go get me some coffee. Josh, you shoot a video. Brian, you get Drake on the hook.
Sean: while we're doing all of this, what will you be doing Brad?
Brad: Oh, I'll be advising, making sure everything goes smooth and turns out right in the end. I need to make sure that we have the best possible product that we possibly can. See, I pride myself in being amazing, because we the best! I have the keys to success, and I have the best team who is going to take over all the ghettos around the world! You so smawt, you so loyal! Don't ever go against the hand that feeds you!
Josh: Brad, shut up you DJ Khaled! You just want to use us for your own personal gain without actually doing anything! Why should we be loyal to you? So you can make money off of us without actually having to do anything yourself? I don't think so!
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The best producer in hiphop history
"Primo is dope, dontcha think?"
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A common term in the "DJ industry" and performing arts industry to refer to someone who initially thinks it will be cool to become a DJ, and quickly gets sick of it after a few performances.
Person 1: Did you know he's like famous?
Person 2: Nah he's just a DJ Eric. He bought all the equipment and got sick of it. You won't see him at a DJ Darkside event again.
A guy filled with heart and soul. has great passion for his music. One of the best the West Side has ever heard. a new rapper with an album set to drop in June 2009
guy: yeah i feel for DJ EJ im probably gonna cop his album.
girl: yeah me too hes got lyrics better than all the garbage we hear on the radio
guy: yeah if it wasnt for him i wouldnt be listening to west coast music anymore
girl: me neither
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