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When you can't decide between a fist bump or a high five, you have the fist five. One person offers the five and the other fist bumps.
Or you're too cool for both, so you have a mix!
We got that just right;
person 1: offers high five
person 2: fist bumps
Yeah fist five!
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While hooking up with a girl in the woods, you stick your whole fist into her asshole.
Danny: Hey Tara, you wanna go and make out in the woods?
Tara: Yes!!! but only if we can do a Forest Fist because I already used my toothbrush.
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A classic guido move, newly popularized by MTV's show, The Jersey Shore. Typically involves a juiced up, overtanned, pit-stained arm pumping rapidly and enthusiastically in response to a variety of stimuli, including but not limited to: slammin' beats, hot sluts and other fist pumpers.
Bro #1: Yo! You see that bitch? She was hot like (fist pump).
Bro #2: I love this fuckin place (fist pump).
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A slang term for male masturbation, named for the fact that sliding your shaft through your hand is similar to sliding meat and vegetables on a skewer.
I got caught fist kabobbing last night by my mom, and now she's in therapy.
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Similar to "fuck yourself" but replaced with a more graphic term which increases the vulgarity. ..to "fist yourself" literally would to actually insert your clenched fist into your own vagina/anus.
John: hey, Bradie, you look like you've had too much to drink tonight, hand over your keys.
Bradie:.. fist yourself
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Insertion of the fist into the urethra of a male.
Jack usually likes to take it shoulder deep in the ass, but today he was feeling particularly raunchy and tried urethral fisting on himself.
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An unorganized boxing match that usually happens on the streets or in a schoolyard. A fist fight is strictly throwing punches, unlike most street fights. If the participants start grappling and whatnot, then it is more of a brawl.
The teacher and student started fist fighting, but it eventually turned into a brawl.
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