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a funnel dick is someone who is clumsy or someone who is just simply put fucking shit up for them or for some one else..... you can be a permanent funnel dick, the clumsy route.........or you can do a action that results in being called a funnel dick and thats when you have fucked up or fucked someone else up
DUDE! I should have never sucked that dudes dick now I feel like a total Funnel dick
dude im such a funnel dick I couldn't catch the ball today in football
o man yesterday I know I was being a funnel dick when I unintentionally cock blocked you bro
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When eating a slice of cake from a paper plate, upon completion, and subsequent satisfactory mastication, the plate is rolled into a tube-like shape and used to funnel the remaining crumbs into ones mouth. Thus, a crumb funnel is born.
This cake is delicious, Samantha, forgive my use of the crumb-funnel!
Tommy had a great time crumb-funneling the remains of Georgina's Victoria sponge!
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An anal passage into which foodstuffs may be inserted for the purpose of sexual pleasure.
I saw Katrina last night. She asked me to pour milkshake in her chutney funnel but I respectfully declined.
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After taking a dump, the dumper then jerks off onto it. The white resembles the powdered sugar ontop of a funnel cake.
Billy woke up hungover and with blueballs. He took a shit first then took care of his pent up energy. After looking at his creation, he realized he was hungry for a funnel cake.
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Scotish slang for Lesbian: See also carpet muncher
"Jesus, did you see the front bumpers on that funnel sucker ?"
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The body part that transfers liquor from a bottle to your bloodstream and then to your "ass" aka mouth; turning you into a total asshole, ass wipe, ass face that talks out of your ass.
He couldn't keep his liquor funnel shut so now he is getting an ass whooping by that random dude.
When You Fart In Your Hand Than Put It In Soneones Face.
John Gave Beth A Funnel Cloud In Bed .