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when you tap on the grafenberg spot with your finger.
The g-spot pat gave the stay-at-home wife an orgasm.
The male g-spot is a fictional area inside the rectum which supposedly enhances the male orgasm. It was invented by closet-gays who looked for a sensible excuse to have things stuck up their ass.
"dude, the doctor stuck his finger up my fun-pipe, tickled my male g-spot and I totally got a boner! does that make me gay?"
"nope, but calling your ass a 'fun-pipe' does"
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a name given to a very sad buy who drives a piece o shit jeep talks to weird ass fucked up girls and got kicked out of community college and drinks lots of jager and smokes frum-unda-cheese cigs after taking mutuple double shots of said jager. oh and has never found a g spot and never will so should just stop trying now
me: damn it kid quit being such a fuckin johnny G spot
kid: im sorry im sorry please stop those harsh words hurt my insides
me: damn right they do that makes you even more of a johnny G you puss
kid: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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It's your g-spot for sadness. Something that hits you in that perfect way that will instantly make you sad. Song, person, object, etc.
"Man this song hits me in my sad boi g-spot, makes me sad every time."
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A mysterious white spot often seen covering the letter G in the word Nutmeg on a spice bottle when someone has dropped acid. Often used as an expression or indication that someone has started tripping.
Dallas wants to know why there's white stuff on the G spot again.
Sean just said he's starting to see white stuff on the G spot already.
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Person who enjoys a strong, steady income for which he doesn't have to work. 'G-spot' here relating to a brawny and prolific current or stream or vein or artery - as in the mining or oil-rigging industry - the lucky son of a bitch has financially struck. The most descriptive metaphor here being probably nerve.
Ashley is found by his suit and tie-wearing friends on a weekday reclining beside his pool. After upbraiding him jealously for his indolence, which he clearly can afford, his friends, just before leaving, and vowing snippily never to visit him again, mutter among themselves that not everybody is 'lazing on a G-spot money spurt.'