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To furiously beat your penis off.
Michael: Hey wanna play basketball chanhlor?
Chanhlor: Nah man im too busy grippin the goblin
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An animalistic like creature wearing a red poncho, that comes out in the middle of the night, and pees on sleeping people. (Also known as Gimme)
This morning I woke up and thought I wet the bed, but I realized that I just got visited by that damn Poncho Goblin.
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The toe goblin is a goblin that waits for your unsuspecting feet to wander off the bed while you are asleep, but if someone tells the toe goblin to stay away before you sleep, you are safe
"Gudnoot"
"Don't let the toe goblin get your toes"
"I won't!"
A panty fetish pervert that attends parties in private homes and intentionally steals female panties from dresser drawers and laundry hampers.
You better keep and eye out on Jake. Why did you invite him?
Why? He's a friend of Carl's and seems nice.
The dude is a panty goblin. You better go hide your silks right now.
A groin goblin is a slang term used to describe ones genitals.
Guy 1: Hey, did you like the green goblin in that film the other day?
Guy 2: No, but I got a really itchy groin goblin in those bad cinema seats.
A nerd (especially one into sci-fi shows and science) who is always horny and regularly masturbates.
Emma: "Why isn't Bobby replying?"
Lili: "He's probably revising or wanking!"
*some time later*
Bobby: "Both :)"
Lili: "You're such a sex goblin"
Somebody who eats mustard with a variety of different foodstuffs. Usually in a snickering or eerily way.
Hey Jeff got some pretzels!
Jeff can we grab some?
Forget it Dave, he brought the mustard too.
Jeff can we have some pretzels please?
Stop it Dave, let Jeff be the mustard goblin that he is.