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When a guy receives a hand job, blow job, & get's to fuck a pussy and anus all in the same night
Jake : Wow there is nothing on tv tonight I'm so bored!
Kiersten : Well how about I tickle your balls, tug & squeeze your dick slobber all over it then you can stick it in my pussy & anus and fill me up with your warm sticky love goo!
Jake : O God Damn!
Kiersten : Oh yes you will score a Grand Slam now drop your drawers big boy!
Jake : Woooo! Play Ball!
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Forget that actress who played Cat on Victorious, Ariana Grande-Butera is a 21 year old legendary, boss ass bitch with the voice of an goddess. Born on 26th June 1993 in Boca Raton, Flordia, with 4 exceptional dogs and sassy/slaying attitude, Ariana wins at life. Those whistle tones? All natural. Ariana's fans (The Loves, Arianators, Tiny Elephants, Ariana Army) personally say Ariana is all round perfectly flawless. Her adorkable yet boss ass personality can get you anywhere any day. Ariana's second album My Everything slays your moms food. She is the most glorious, perfectual girl you will ever lay eyes on. Don't even think about hating on her because her petite ass and boobs will beat you any day. Enough said.
Person: Who's that gorgeous singer on stage with those cat ears?
Person: Oh her? That's Ariana Grande, she slays your idol's life. Perfection is the definition.
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noun.
1. A big shot. Someone who has a very large reputation. See Big Kahuna.
Term originates from Grand Moff Tarkin, the Imperial General who authorized the destruction of Alderaan in Star Wars. However, the more colloquial use of Grand Moff started sometime in the late 20th century.
1. Lumberg in Office Space is the quintessential Grand Moff Boss of the office world.
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The best fucking place to get burritos in Chicago.
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A plastic Ariana Grande fan
People call him a behinderter kuh and He can explode from his left cheek injection any moment
Microsoft has made a special windows version for him, called Endervista!
He can't afford good clothes and therefore has to wear the same outfit for months before finding a new one from the trashcan or stealing one from a charity.
He also likes to play with himslef everyday
Who is Ender Grande? You mean Ariana?
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It starts out when a man is fucking a girl from behind, while she is facing out a window. Another man sneaks out from a nearby hiding place. Man 1 quickly pulls out while Man 2 quickly jumps in. Man 1 sneaks out, runs outside, and waves up to the unsuspecting girl at the window.
Spencer and I totally nailed that grand houdini!
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A famous video game streamer who is most popular for playing super Mario maker.
“Hey, do you know how grand poobear got his name?”
“No, but I heard he lost his legs in a tragic snowboarding accident”
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