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A man of a certain age, starting from 30, who still lives with his mother and could not make it on his own for more than two years at a time without moving back in. Also refers to guys who don't have a job and live with their mother for the free ride, sucking her pension funds dry.
Example #1;
Girl #1: "So how is dating that Dan guy going for you?"
Girl #2: "Well I dumped him... I found out he's nothing but your run-of-the-mill basement hobbit."
Example #2;
Girl #1: "Wayne always has something to b*tch about... yesterday he complained about his mom not giving him money for smokes"
Girl #2: " What in Hell does he have to bitch about? He doesn't work and he lives with his mom... and he's well over 30. He's such a basement hobbit".
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Sexual position like reverse rodeo but faster.
Boy "hey baby want to do it hobbit style"
Girl "no...stop doing me"
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The act of blowing snot up a person's butthole.
Alexis gave me the worst hobbit rocket last night i had snot in my ass for an entire hour.
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A cave dwelling short round portly man who enjoys sporting his enormous thigh perm while in the company of a vampire chick, at which time he is attempting to slay the dragon, being careful not to allow any blood to miss his mouth and hit the floor, while playing with his purple headed yogurt slinger. After preserving the dragons blood in his fat round belly he attempts a Princess Leia in the company of a hairy gremlin that just slid down a stripper pole in an effort to escape from a hairy gorilla that was last seen eating a jungle biscuit near a man with a cat stuck in his grill that just purchased a chili dog from an anonymous fence jumping hobbit who was last seen sucking the salt from a big fat juicy pickle while using the rear entrance to the local adult book store.
Hey did you see that hairy hobbit scurry across the street and try to jump in the back door of that guys car while he wasn’t looking.
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Visual description of a hairy bush or sascrotch that looks eerily similar to the top of a Hobbit's hairy foot.
That hippie girl probably has a Hobbit foot under that tye-dye dress.
A name for someone you love who is a little short but always there to help! They are always understanding, and know exactly how to make you feel loved and happy!
''You see him? He's my little hobbit!''