happy hoot

Another name for a Bounce blower, which is an instrument used to cover up the smell of marijuana while smoking. A happy hoot (HH) is primarily a spent cardboard tube from a roll of toilet paper with sheets of Bounce stuffed inside and another placed over the end (usually held on with an elastic). The smoker blows into the end without the covering, and the smoke comes out smelling less like pot and more like laundry.

Ollie: "I don't want it to stink in her after we sesh, my dad is coming home soon."

Joe: "Don't you have a happy hoot?"

Happy Hoot Man: "Never fear! The happy hoot is here!"

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Hoot The Pirate

A fine owl with a big dick and a very large amount of wisdom. Generally likes too hang with other owl babes constantly and fuck them. He likes to play world of tanks.

"Hoot The Pirate the owl had fucked an owl babe last night with his big dick."

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hoot in a hat

An owl in a cute hat

That's as baller as a hoot in a hat!

Hoot Mob

Originating in the 408, San Jose, California; this term can be used as a noun or an adjective. Hoot mob describes a person, group or object that is lame, straight-edge, a scrub or anything that you wouldnt want near your crew. When used as a noun it can be shortened to Hoot, usually used as a slight against someone or something.
Synonyms: Fag, Scrub, Loser

1) "Are those kids going to the party?"
"Nah those Hoots dont party"
2) "You're hella gay"

"Shut up you hoot mob queer!"
3) (If someone misses at beer pong)

"Nice shot ya Hoot!"

Give a Hoot

Give a Hoot is a phrase used to tell someone they should contact them.

"You want to play some games later?"
"Yeah, sure! I'm free all night so just give a hoot."

Cash Hoots

When you run out of sweet sweet bud, pack the bowl with cannabis ash.

Joey - "Outta bud mang"
Logan - "Time for some cash hoots!"
Joey - "Have some decency man!"

beaver hoot

Takin a fat rip off a vape pen that’s been shoved into an asshole

Dude, You ripped a sick beaver hoot out of Tracy’s asshole