hold jiggers

prison term.. to watch for boss while someone does something they're not supposed to be doing.

roger: ima whoop this fools ass, hold jiggers!

tommy: aight make it quick...

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Jigger What?

A phrase that breaks the tension in a unique conversation which will, by saying this phrase, make everyone think you are the weirdest person to ever walk god's green earth.

Tom- Hey bob, this is my friend Joe
Bob- hello, Joe
Joe-Jigger What!?

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jigger bluffing

when you say something, but someone thinks you said something else. it’s basically word cat fishing.

Sam just said “my dogs toe was in her mouth” but i think it was just jigger bluffing.

Occam’s Jigger

Occam's Jigger, not to be confused with Occam's Razor, is a theoretical model that describes the phenomena in which no matter how large a given bar is or how many bartenders are working behind that bar, they all tend to randomly migrate to the same space at the same time. It can not be represented mathematically using the following basic formulas for fluid dynamics:

dx/dt=delta*(y-x)
dy/dt=r*x-y-x*z
dz/dt=x*y-b*z

However, it can be compared to Chaos Theory.

Occam’s Jigger manifested itself during the dinner rush.

Jigger Johnson

A term used for someone who is a tough guy. Originating from the legendary lumberjack Albert "Jigger" Johnson (1881-1935).

You just lifted 300 pounds as if it was 20. Who do you think you are? Jigger Johnson?

ma jigger

a word that can simultaneously let the person your talking to know:
a) that you don't know what your trying to say
b) a word or name escapes your memory
c) your not afraid to sound silly

use it to describe a person who's in a room with you if you don't want them to know your talking smack. use it to tell someone what to bring you (while pointing or gesturing of course). or use it when your just not shure what to do.

. i can't believe she showed up with... you know, "ma jigger".

. can you grab me the... uh... yeah... your right next to it.... that.... ma jigger right there.

. and professor, in answer to your question, this ma jigger here, connects to that ma jigger there, in a way that ma jiggers do, and yeah. end of story. do i pass?

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jigger jagger

to talk in a quickly manner;to talk so fast that no one can understand

"FBJDFHJDFHDSKFJSLFJKSDFKD"
'Yo man! Slow down! I can't understand what you're saying You're such a jigger jagger!"

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