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1. to bow down to a king or queen
2. to knell to be knighted
3. a popular saying in pop culture
4. an instant classic single by The Singslayer
Person 1: Hey man, what's that song you are playing right now?
Person 2: That's that new fire song. It is called "Bend the Knee" by The Singslayer.
Person 1: Game of Thrones would be proud.
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An overextended knee caused by attempting to kick start an Ironhead Sportster. A bike that was notorious for high compression, and kicking back when attempting to start. Young punks these days don't know how good they got it, and shouldn't knock anyone who's ever owned an old XLCH.
Man, I'm sorry, I can't go with you. I got Sportster Knee!
Little squid on your busa, I'd kick yo ass if it weren't for this damn Sportster Knee.
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A two-piece device used to prevent the airline passenger in front of you from pushing their seat back, thus giving you more leg room.
"I'm glad I brought along my Knee Defender on this flight. Much more room for me in front."
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quick sex done in an alley behind a bar. see the book anglea's ashes for reference. first chapter
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The protective layer of pillow that can be found between extra knobby-knees.
The Knee-Horse is the horse that sits between your knees at night and you ride it through your dreams!!
I squish Celeste in my knee cracker.
My knee cracker is very hairy.
The hair in my knee cracker won't come off when I shave!
My knee cracker is very sweaty. It makes a farting sound when I squish it.
-DO NOT CONFUSE WITH FORKY EYE-
A game native to Castlegregory, commonly played when irrecoverably gargled. Hitty Knee involves any amount of players above two people.
Everyone sits in a circle, with one knee facing into the centre. One person is given the immeasurable honour of having the first go. They can choose to either lightly caress or thwomp the bejesus out of another players knee. It is now that persons turn.
The game continues like this until the *Final Round*.
For the final round, every player chooses an available knee (other than their own) and gently, affectionately drapes their hand over said knee, keeping it there.
*Bonus Quickfire Round*
The game accelerates to ludicrous speed, with everyone putting the full force of a god into their swing.
"Ay Darren, how about a good game of hitty knee?"
"Sure sign me up there now buachaill"