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Can be abit of a fag but were sure somebody loves him
"Wow taht lewis guy is so... ugh"
One of several ways to spell the name most often spelled Louis/Louie. It is also (in my experience at least)probably the version most often misspelled by people - they always want to replace the "e" with an "s”.
Teacher: Excuse me young man, you seemed to have mispelled your name. Shouldn't it be L-E-W-I-S?
Lewie: (Screaming as he jumps out the nearest window) My name is Lewie. IT IS NOT LEWIS.
Lewis is a bad guy, he usually has no friends and if he does they are paid. Lewis are short annoying and can’t do anything right. Lewis’ almost never get chicks and if they do they are, once again paid. Lewis’ have tiny dicks.
Lewis: “Will you go out with me?”
Girl: “Ummm only if I’m paid!”
Lewis: “My mom will pay you!”
Girl: “Ok.”
A fucking ugly little cunt who smokes weed more than snoop dog does. Lewis’ are really big fans of Jimmy Saville. They also wank 500222928346638291827363729192938389999996666699999969 times a day.
A very smart person- ugh, have you ever heard of that Lewis 🤮
Einstein- DONT mention that cunt, he’s a wet wanker and everytime I see him I fucking PUKE!
Everyone wishes he jumped off a cliff
"Lactose-free milk? KISS MY DICK!" -Lewis Black
"Al Roker, that big fat fuck." -Lewis Black
one of the greatest comedians of all time. Can be seen regularly on the daily show with jon stewart
lewis black on minnesota winters
" This winter wouldn't have been that bad if you were a fucking moose, if you had fur on your nuts it was a fucking festivle"