Fonz maneuver

A sexual maneuver first derived by the ladies man, which involves inserting both thumbs up a ladies butt, like the fonz.

"you gotta get a thumb up in there like matter o' fact get two thumbs in there like the fonze eeeyy"

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picard maneuver

When fucking your woman you move so quick alternating from vagina to anus she feels it in both regions simultaneously.

Jeff gave Sally the picard maneuver. Sally couldn't walk for days.

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Heinrich maneuver

When a person guilty of a heinous act commits suicide out of despair.

After the murderer was surrounded by police, he considered his future in prison and decided to pull a Heinrich maneuver.

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Pirate Maneuver

You do anal with a chubby girl, smack her ass and then ride the waves.

I did the Pirate Maneuver with Jen last night.

We both got some booty, awwww yeah...

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Trekkie Maneuver

This is when someone of Star Trek fanaticism (be it Trekkie or Trekker) randomly relates something to Star Trek in some way to people who could give a shit. This is basically a way to show off one's knowledge of Star Trek.

Non-Star Trek fan: (watching Desperate Housewives)
(Star Trek fan walks in): Hey, what ya watchin'
Non-Star Trek fan: Desperate Housewives.
Star Trek Fan: Dude, is that Teri Hatcher? You know, Teri Hatcher played the transporter technician in Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "The Outrageous Okona" in the second season. She later got laid by Captain Okona later in the episode.
Non-Star Trek fan: Does it look like I give a shit? Dude, this Trekkie Maneuver shit has GOT to stop!

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Brei Maneuver

To run a fleet of ships under your command onto the beach/shore.

Our bonehead Admiral lost our whole fleet when he pulled that Brei Maneuver!

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vagal maneuver

The process of rotating your cars’ arrangement in a parking lot or driveway to utilize the most efficient ordering possible; this may be done to protect against door dings on your favorite vehicle when driving one of your other many vehicles, or so you can access a different vehicle which you plan to drive.

Hey, I’m coming over but I need to pull a vagal maneuver first so I don’t lose my favorite spot.