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What kittens love to wear when it's cold. From the latin phrase kittano mittono.
Mr Boots the kittycat wears his kitten kittens when it's cold.
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The act of moving around or being moved around while in a confined space.
Originally used by my father in 1985 to describe how I would bounce around in the car.
Since used to describe swimmers on a bus. My son while in bed.
My son is bouncing around like a fart in a mitten.
Why can you not sit still, you are moving around like a fart in a mitten!
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The condition of one's hands when one neglects to wash them after urinating.
I won't let him touch my copy of New England with dick mittens.
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A sarcastic term used to describe someone after an accomplishment.
Jesse: I got a B on my test.
Amanda:I recieved an A!
Jesse: Well, aren't you the kittens mittens.
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Interjection. Expression of total feelings of futility, and resignation, at own idiocy.
<upon realising your only pair of boxer shorts has been caught in the aftershave fire set by your drunken housemate> fuckitty-wankitty-PISS-MITTENS!
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A slang term for condom, where the peep is a penis and the mitten is the prophylactic.
Normally used by a-hole college students trying to recreate their favorite summer bromance movie. Some boobs are flashed, dangerous hijinks ensue, someone winds up in jail and wacky fun is had by all.
The pope prohibits peep mittens as a form of birth control.
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