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An expression describing the act of having ejaculate on ones face. Oyster in reference to the smell, color and consistency of semen being similar to a raw, shell-less oyster.
"I heard your brother gave Amy a little oyster face the other night."
Echh! I feel so gross right now. Danny gave me oyster face this morning and I can still smell it. That stuff never comes off."
"Take it to the base, then OYSTER FACE!"
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A pussy. Especially a wet, sloppy one.
After a few drinks, she invited me upstairs, where I enjoyed her moister oyster and her pearl. Its my favorite fine delicacy.
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A Prawn Cracker filled with your own seamen.
The customer was rude so i served him boy oyster's for his entree.
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The female equivalent of a Teabag.
"That chick bounced her pussy on my face and it felt like Oyster Kisses"
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a guy who goes down in a girl while she's asleep.
Brian's an especially creepy oyster pirate. he actually prefers it when his girlfriend doesn't wake up when he gives her a face job at four in the morning.
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A woman who often has sex on the beach: as a result sand gets into her vagina and years later it will come to turn into a pearl.
That woman is such an oyster case. Probably has a full necklace at home.
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put some knickers on Peggy, you're showing your bearded oyster!
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