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A sexual act in which one party eats a combination of salad, sandwich, and blackberry pie, then vomits onto the genitals of another party during oral sex.
OMG, Allison, I totally gave Erik a picnic basket last night!
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1. When someone says this they are describing a current situation that is not supposed to be easy.
2. A situation that cannot be solved easily.
3. Something that isn't a walk in the park.
4. Exclaiming that you are not satisfied with a situation.
Kyle: Dude lemme borrow your truck.
Marc: This aint no picnic!
Kyle: C'mon man it's Friday let's hit the weights hard today.
Marc: This ain't no picnic!
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The act of deficating in your gay life partner's open mouth.
Pat gave me this awesome picnic lunch yesterday!
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It is the act of filling a nap sack with picnic materials (aka meats, bread, cheeses, vegetables, pastry, potato salad, boxed wine, ants, napkins, and plastic silverware). Then proceed to lube said filled nap sack with Teryaki sauce, as well as ginger and Wasabi. Then, slide the formentioned nap sack into the vagina of a willing party. Beware Bears of above average intelligence.
"Man, Heather and I tried the Japanese Picnic, and wow. Her pubic region became rather scrumptious, which allowed me to proceed in tasting her love cup."
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No one but those who experience the Spanish picnic speak about the Spanish picnic. You have to experience it or to know it. Legend tells that the name derives from the sound that occurs when you Spanish picnic with your lover. As if someone were uttering the words "Spanish picnic" in a gargled voice.
Dude, last night I was having sex with my girlfriend and... well we were trying new shit, y know like, in different 'places'' ...and I uh... I think we Spanish picnicked!
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A picnic in which you go with the intention of having an actual picnic, but instead bang each others brains out. In a rural area.
"I went on "A Tash picnic" today, it was good sex."
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When you get a blowjob in an open field, which is common in Ukraine.
1. she doesn't know how to cook, but she can still make a Ukrainian picnic!
2. drinks should be Irish and picnics should be Ukrainian.
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