Pip-thirty

When your tricked into a 5:30 Beer time when it's only 3:30 at work and get caught by your boss

Is it Pip-thirty yet?

Pip up

Cheer up!

Havin' a bad day? Pip up mate!

pip

a goose-man..... *honk honk*

pip is a goose

man, if he were any more goosy, hed be pip

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Sherbet Pips

yorkshire rhyming slang for the shits(diarrhoea)

instead of saying i have the shits, you say i have the sherbet pips.

can often be shortened to sherbs

Sam: Yo Jimmy you coming out tonight?
Jimmy: Can't man i have a case of the sherbs
Sam: Ah the old sherbet pips! Come out anyway there will be toilets
Jimmy: Ok i'll wear a nappy to be safe

Toodle Pip

A British colloquialism used when saying goodbye that is preferable to "ta ta" or other more Americanized forms of farewell.

Mimsy said, "Toodle Pip," to her dead grandmother as Mimsy exited the drawing room wearing a large smile and her grandmother's pearls.

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pips and scrawn

when your orange is full of the bits that aren't so tasty.

'Don't you just hate it when your orange is full of pips and scrawn'

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pip slap

to strike another with a table tennis paddle, pip side out, like a pimp would strike a prostitute. To bring about a necessary change in their behavior or exert dominance.

1) I'm pretty good at table tennis, I think I can beat you in a friendly competition.
2) <pip slap!!>
1) I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said a thing. I'll sit back down now.

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