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Microsoft Points

The currency created by Microsoft for when they take over the world.

"Hey you can't use those Euro's in here!"
"Huh?"
"We only accept Microsoft Points!"

by SilentScream November 20, 2008

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Pity Points

An arbitrary score that is given to a person who tries to make people feel sorry for them all the time.

Wow...are you really going to post that? It looks like someone is trying to get pity points from some random chickenheads.

by UdigIdugGyal November 29, 2010

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Monkey Points

In the film industry on low budget films, Monkey Points means that the talent (the actor, ...) receives a percentage of net profits instead of gross profits. Eddie Murphy coined the derogatory term because film industry accounting never shows a net profit and talent should always insist on points on gross profit, not net profit.

Eddie Murphy turned down the part saying he'd never be fool enough to take Monkey Points!

by CrazyManNo9B December 8, 2010


interwebz point

Interwebz points (or interwebs points) are an unofficial currency of internet chatrooms and discussion boards. They don't count for anything, but some folks still "collect" them as a badge of honor. Originally used positively as a means of recognizing another's kindness, may also be used sarcastically to highlight another's status as a noob.

Thanks for the awesome vacation suggestion, TheTopDog, +10 interwebz points for you. ASSMUNCH1337, your suggestion sucked, -1,000 interwebz points for you.

by poetcetera May 25, 2010


Penis On The Point

1. When playing a game. When the enemy team has a lot of activity on their payload/control point.

Matt: Bro they got Penis On The Point.

by Megaspacewaffles April 2, 2020


turning point

The point at which a very significant change occurs; a decisive moment.

My turning point was when I moved to London.

by Aquela December 18, 2015

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Genuine Points

Derived from the phrase "Brownie Points" Or namely "G-N points" to simply put it.

This describes one who deliberately wrongs one or a few enough item questions in an online or written examination provided that he/she at the same time has a guilt free answer key with them.

On a side note this can also indicate one who intentionally deceives apathetic authority by showing false authenticity granted when one is being assessed by the latter.

"That take home quiz professor gave us sure was a total breeze! Umm...Low-Key but the answer key you shared to me looks exactly like his test no kidding; So I had a few genuine points in to give myself some slack if you know what I mean. As they say, Nobody's perfect."

by TrickyJebus September 18, 2016

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