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Incompetent politicians

What the swamp is chalk full of

You can't fix incompetent politicians, but you can vote them out.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2022

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Career Politician

a person who has no real chance of life outside of politics and is stuck with the beast called Government. Has a limited chance at making a difference.

Guy: Yo man did you hear the Bernie became a Career Politician?

Girl: Really? I liked him so much, guess he's a goner now..

by RedAviator August 16, 2011

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Politician Teeth

Politician Teeth- teeth that are grossly crooked and uneven.

Some of these teeth are rotten to the core and

smell bad. Usually behind bars as in "grill"
Loose ones need polly-grip.

The dude had politician teeth. His choppers were as crooked as all hell. His teeth should be behind bars. He needs a heavy wired "grill."

by street smart psychic January 23, 2010

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give birth to a politician

To excrete solid bodily waste; to take a shit. The implication that the average politician is a(greedy, corrupt, duplicitous)piece of shit(which is true, in most cases).

"I'll be right back; I gotta go give birth to a politician."

by Jeff Wagenhals June 15, 2007

27πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


third grade politician

Benedict Donald’s new nickname for Speaker Nancy Pelosi, during a recent White House meeting about Syria where he had a meltdown.

Calling her a β€œthird grade politician” to her face may have not accomplished what he wanted since it is likely that he meant to say β€œthird rate politician.”

by Dr Bunnygirl October 17, 2019

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Blue Shell Politician

Named for the "blue shell" in Super Mario Kart games. A politician who creates a policy whose purpose is to slow down or eliminate those who have gotten ahead in society. The effect is to eliminate the current leaders and replace them with a new leader.

Barack Obama is a blue shell politician.

by MennerOfFish March 28, 2010

17πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


G-Yo Politician

Term coined by Rod "Politico" Adkins used to describe current and future Hip-Hop Moguls, and stars. G-Yo Politicians have to travel around bringing in more votes and exposure to their label.

Yo, did you hear T.I.s boy got shot up in Cincy? I guess it ain't crackin for Southern G-Yo Politicians around there.

by Rod "Politico" Adkins May 9, 2006

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