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Incompetent politicians

What the swamp is chalk full of

You can't fix incompetent politicians, but you can vote them out.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2022


Career Politician

a person who has no real chance of life outside of politics and is stuck with the beast called Government. Has a limited chance at making a difference.

Guy: Yo man did you hear the Bernie became a Career Politician?

Girl: Really? I liked him so much, guess he's a goner now..

by RedAviator August 16, 2011


Politician Teeth

Politician Teeth- teeth that are grossly crooked and uneven.

Some of these teeth are rotten to the core and

smell bad. Usually behind bars as in "grill"
Loose ones need polly-grip.

The dude had politician teeth. His choppers were as crooked as all hell. His teeth should be behind bars. He needs a heavy wired "grill."

by street smart psychic January 23, 2010


give birth to a politician

To excrete solid bodily waste; to take a shit. The implication that the average politician is a(greedy, corrupt, duplicitous)piece of shit(which is true, in most cases).

"I'll be right back; I gotta go give birth to a politician."

by Jeff Wagenhals June 15, 2007


third grade politician

Benedict Donald’s new nickname for Speaker Nancy Pelosi, during a recent White House meeting about Syria where he had a meltdown.

Calling her a “third grade politician” to her face may have not accomplished what he wanted since it is likely that he meant to say “third rate politician.”

by Dr Bunnygirl October 17, 2019


Blue Shell Politician

Named for the "blue shell" in Super Mario Kart games. A politician who creates a policy whose purpose is to slow down or eliminate those who have gotten ahead in society. The effect is to eliminate the current leaders and replace them with a new leader.

Barack Obama is a blue shell politician.

by MennerOfFish March 28, 2010


G-Yo Politician

Term coined by Rod "Politico" Adkins used to describe current and future Hip-Hop Moguls, and stars. G-Yo Politicians have to travel around bringing in more votes and exposure to their label.

Yo, did you hear T.I.s boy got shot up in Cincy? I guess it ain't crackin for Southern G-Yo Politicians around there.

by Rod "Politico" Adkins May 09, 2006