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A possum cunt is someone who can burn the midnight oil gambling and always come out on top. Like a possum, they maintain their composure all night, and as consistent winners, they are disliked by their opponents. Hence possums cunts.
He beat a bunch of people at the table last night? Yeh, he's a possum cunt.
1. Roadkill
2. When you're fucking your girl on her back playing dead until someone cums.
3. Also known as "juicing"
"That was some great possum juice last night babe
"Yo do you see that possum juice splayed out on the road?"
When someone has very thin lips that resembles a possum's lips.
Jalin has some possum lips.
feeling her up or playin with the cat
i made it all the way to 3rd base with her and she let me play petting the possum.
Can't believe that chick got possum punched by a dwarf!
Shut up or I'll possum punch you!
N. Also known as Possum wrestling. To engage another in a pseudo-wrestling match where one person is the "feisty possum" or "rabid possum." That person is the biter, who attempts to bite their opponent on the butt or sometimes stomach or other areas. The opponent must try to resist the "possum's" bite, and subdue the creature. Named after the vicious bite one can receive from an opossum. This game is most frequently played in the south, esp. by children.
"My sister and I 'possum bit' each other often as children, but we tried not to draw blood."
"I always did have fun possum biting with my next door neighbors."
Awesome Possums value independent thinking, counter-culture, progressive politics, and have an appreciation for art and music, creativity, intelligence, and witty banter.
Like Hipsters, Awesome Possums embrace "non-mainstream" Culture and trends but unlike them, they also embrace mainstream culture and trends partially due to the fact that most Awesome Possums make trends popular.
Like Metrosexuals, Awesome Possums have taste & style, know about fashion, art, and culture. But since the awesome possum is an evolution and fusion of many subcultures, metrosexualism and its features have long been passed towards younger males and also women.
With the fusion of mainly metrosexualism and the hipster culture arises the very urban style and sense of the Awesome Possum. But what also helps in the very urban style of the Awesome Possum is the fact that Awesome Possums evolve to the times and will always be known as "cool" or "awesome".
Popular belief is that Awesome Possums hate outcast/posers/goths/punks/etc, however, generally, they pay little attention to other "types". This Brings us the the next fusion of Subculture which helped create the Awesome Possum, Prep.
The Prep subculture brings uniformity to all awesome Possums, but not to the extent of conformity.
What Awesome Possums are not:
Emo, Racist, Poser, Skaters, Passé
Awesome Possums are just plain awesome.
Famous Awesome Possums include Barack Obama, James Bond, Anne Hathaway, Ewan McGregor, and Pandas
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