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professor x

I gotta say, Who Fucker or whatever, you sound fairly um.. "dumb", one might say? But the internets fucking crazy. how many people would die if it ended tomorrow?

Scrabble are an gooding game.

by Reckless Rambler June 28, 2003

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professor bitch

A Professor Bitch is a teacher who has a grudge on students FOR NO REASON, they double all the work students find boring, and half the time for Fun stuff

John - Ugh.. Mr Frank is such a Professor Bitch..
Tim - Ikr!

by Karma81723 April 25, 2018

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Gender Studies Professor

Professional useless person

Person 1: Hey person 2, do you know what Ms. Frigbey does?
Person 2: I think she is a Professional useless person
Person 1: Ahhh a Gender Studies Professor

by Tekcno January 19, 2021

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Gender Studies Professor

A pansexual genderfluid 14yo white girl that knows every sexuality and gender in existence but can only speak one language and cannot do basic maths. Loves talking to the girls about cringy stuff and is a feminist. Often a mental health advocate and a snowflake too.

Joe: John told me he wants to take a dick in his ass.
Kaylee: oH sO iS hE bI oR gAy oR pAn AnD wHaT's HiS gEnDeR.

Joe: I shouldn't have talked to you gender studies professor

by Play3r0ne February 9, 2021

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pulling a Professor Gates

Breaking into one's own home.

Dude, I locked my keys inside the house and couldn't get inside! I ended up pulling a Professor Gates.

by KBLI August 27, 2009


Professor Bullshit Degree

To believe you are very well versed or knowledgable about a subject and in reality know next to nothing about it.

Guy-Yeah i know everything about the Beatles!

Other Guy-Oh really? who's your favourite one?

Guy-The black one was definitely the coolest

Other Guy-I see you've got your Professor Bullshit Degree

by Hoboken dude September 8, 2011


Professor Sean Hinton

A Professor Sean Hinton (usually shortened to a 'Sean Hinton' or a 'Prof Sean') is a cocktail. Served in a tall glass with ice it is composed of two shots of Jamieson's irish whisky, two shots of Jack Daniel's and is topped up with coke.

The purpose of a cocktail is to make spirits more palatable, a Professor Sean Hinton employs Jamieson's to take the edge off Jack Daniel's, unconventionally creating a more alcoholic beverage in the process.

"I'd like a Professor Sean Hinton please"

by bostasp_pub_crew August 31, 2006