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Ranger Beads

Also called "pace beads," "SAS beads," and other names.
Beads put on a string that are held in place by friction, and can only be moved when slid up or down the string purposefully by the user.
These have been used for centuries, now they are used by militaries and mountaineers to judge the distance they have hiked.

*How to use*
You have two sections, an "upper" section with 6 beads, and a "lower" section with 7 beads.
You count roughly 60-70 paces, however many paces it takes for you to go 110 meters. Every 60-70 paces, drag a bead down from the lower section. Every lower bead represents 110 yards, or 1/16 of a mile, hiked.
Every upper bead represents 880 yards, or 1/2 a mile.
When you've brought down every lower bead and reach up to bring down the non-existent 8th bead, bring down an upper bead, and reset the lower beads. Start all this over.

You can judge distance hiked over a flat surface to about a 10% error ratio. Remember if you're hiking over hills or something it'll mess this up.

Look around, they're all over military surplus sights.

by oneeyedjack June 23, 2005

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The White Ranger

When you cum into the air and it flies back onto your dick. Then you take your cum covered dick and slap it on a girl's face. Lastly, turn around (like how a power ranger does with explosions in the back) and hear the girl scream.

Brennan: Ayyyyy lmao

Sam: I did it to Kelsey
Brennan: Did what?
Sam: The White Ranger
Brennan: I wish my sister would let me do that to her

by Jabba The Slutt March 13, 2016


Flour Ranger

A white person.

Saw a bunch of Flour Rangers fighting racism today.

by acting_squirrelly23 February 24, 2023

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Retard Rangers

A group of enlightened people who are extremely retarded and know it. Their main goal is to convert all people in the world to a Retard Ranger, and will do so by slapping the selected person on the back of the head. If you wish to be a Retard Ranger, then simply shout "I seek an audience with our superiors!", and if there is a Retard Ranger who has heard you, they will WALK over and slap you. Not run, walk. If there are no Retard Rangers in the immediate vicinity and you wish to become a Retard Ranger, then simply grasp a twig between your thumb and ring finger, and throw it as far as you can while screaming "ACK!". This will activate your RNA(RetardiryboNucleic Acid), and transform you into a Retard Ranger. The safe word among Retard Rangers is "Hebbo!", and while saying this you should run the back of your hand across your forehead. This allows other Retard Rangers to recognize you and your status in society, and they will automatically flock to be with you. If you happen to initiate a Retard Ranger, tell the aforementioned new recruit to look up "Retard Ranger" on Urban Dictionary if they Haven't already.

*Being a Retard Ranger has nothing to do with intelligence or state of mind*

John: "I seek an audience with our superiors!"
Michael: "You wish to join the Retard Rangers?"
John: "ACK!"

by AlphaRetard May 16, 2017


yellow ranger

The only Power Ranger that changed from a woman in the normal scenes to a man in the fight scenes.

"Hey, how come the pink ranger's wearing a skirt in the fight scenes but the yellow ranger isn't?"

by Alex7 November 6, 2007

32๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nigger Ranger

A correctional officer.

Nick got a job as a Nigger Ranger at the prison.

by duke dynomite September 30, 2008

49๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Power Rangers

When two or more homies spread out, locate and stack 4 or more spin scooters, then reconvene at a location and metamorph their smaller stacks into a singular CHONK.

"Sorry Babe I've gotta head out, the homies need me."
"They need you now?? At 3AM?! What is so important that you have to leave so late"
"Bitch, we're fucking superheroes. Call it 'Power Rangers' "

by SpasianSpice February 24, 2020

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