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February 13th. February 14th, or Valentine's Day, is of course the perfect day for everyone with a sweetheart. So the day before is basically the day people make a last ditch effort to start scrambling for a rebound or when desperate a butterface but end up getting turned down by the same chicks who believe they deserve better but don't have shit, not fucking shit, not motherfucking shit to offer back. You don't win on Rejection Day.
Kyle: Everyone's talking about how great tomorrow's gonna be because they get to spend it doing romantic stuff like cuddling and watching movies and eating candlelit dinner. Maybe I'll go find a girl so I don't feel left out.
Jake: Dude, you'll end up with some chick that just broke up with another guy or a girl with the best body with a horrible face, besides either way you'll get turned down. You can't win.
Kyle: Just watch me. *goes to a bar and sees some random blonde* Hey, you look gorgeous. Maybe we could hook up?
Random Blonde: I just broke up with some douchebag, I'm not ready for another relationship because I feel like I deserve better than a guy who brought me roses and chocolate while I was in the hospital after surgery, leaving him to pay all the bills and cook dinner.
Kyle: Oh... Right. Take care. *walks away and sees a chick from behind, noting her beautiful body* Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice...*girl turns around, revealing the most inhuman face known to man* ...OH GOD. *temporary blindness from her ugly face*
Butterface Girl: Hi, I'm Stacy. If you're looking for me to be your girlfriend I'm sorry, but no.
Kyle: I'm just gonna go curl up and cry now. *goes back to Jake*
Jake: What did I tell you? You can never win on Rejection Day.
Kyle: *sobs* DAMN YOU, Rejection Day!
Obnoxious person who trollz teh boardz and posts truly ignorant stuff constantly. Never has anything to contribute to the webz or society in general. The redneck, white-trash of the internet community.
Kellibear is an internet reject and needs to be pulled from society.
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The french fries you occasionally get with your fast food meal that are either too limp to eat or overcooked.
Usually put to the corner of your burger wrapper and saved for your dogs
I went to Mcdonald's and they were having an off day! Half of my fries were Reject Fries!
Lames that can’t hang with the real. They enjoy starting drama, creating unnecessary beef, and always will have the victim mentality. If you ever meet a Wizzle Reject make sure to ignore them or annoy the shit out of them.
Wizzle Rejects ain’t shit and can never be real Wizzles.
Auto-rejection is when a woman rejects the advances of a man, because she thinks he is unattainable for a serious relationship. This may be because she thinks the man is of "too high value" or does not show enough interest in her.
When the stud with a doctoral degree in Mathematics courted for Marie, the young peasant girl, she dismissed his advances due to auto-rejection.
Someone (usually a superficial female) who rejects most men that are interested in her.
I think she's a rejection artist because I've seen her picture for years on the internet singles site.
Fear of rejection is the fear of unacceptance. This refers to the fear that their personality or appearance will not be accepted or made fun of.
This can lead to forms of social anxiety or supposed awkwardness. Due to this fear of rejection, conversations with this person can be inhibited.
"I'm gonna go talk to Bob today and see if we can be friends... Oh, but he's already friends with Benny. What if he doesn't like me? What if I say something stupid? He'll probably hate me anyway. I won't talk to him. I have a bad fear of rejection." - thoughts of Tyler
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