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When math publishers resort to retrenching editors and shelving new manuscripts in the aftermath of the Covid-19 pandemic, thus shattering the dream of both novice and seasoned math writers.
In spite of financial assistance from the government to help businesses save jobs, a number of family-owned publishers worldwide are enacting scissors math measures on the pretext of preventing their companies from going under.
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The scissors found in the junk drawer of any kitchen in a developed country. These scissors are used for many tasks, from cutting open bags of cereal to school projects, but their name comes from perhaps their most unpleasant use--cutting the occasional dingleberry off of a family pet.
Help! Mom's trying to cut my hair with the dingleberry scissors again!
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A sexual act involving 2 women enabling them 2 grind pussies against each other. They need 2 interlock their legs, like scissors. Scissor sisters.
They dont need men, they're scissor sisters.
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Scissor doors used to be exclusive for Lamborghinis. Now everyone does the conversion and takes away the uniqueness from it. Most automobiles with the conversion look hideous. Ladies and gentlemen, lets all thank the moronic Honda owners out there.
Hey thanks a lot jackass. Scissor doors are now played out thanks to you and your riceboys putting them on your slow POS Hondas.
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when two women open their legs like scissors, then kiss with their pussies.
In the puddle of wrestling mud, the two swamp things gave each other a scissor kiss of such extrordinary eroticism that they rubbed their lips raw.
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Similar to a lesbian scissor, but instead of involving a vagina rubbed against a partner's vagina, anal scissoring involves an anus rubbing against a partner's anus.
The beauty of the anal scissor is that two partners can engage in this filthy activity, whether they are two females, two males, or a male and a female together.
Jessica pooped into Peter's anus during a rough bout of anal scissoring.
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A sexual act that requires both parties to lay in the scissor position. The male will discreetly thumbs his balls into the females vagina, whilst they both stare intensely into each others eyes and finger each others mouths.
The benefits to this is that you can gain maximum intimacy with a random girl without it being cheating.
Person 1: Hey dude did you shag that girl last night?
Person 2: nah I've got a girlfriend, we just went scissor balling.
Person 1: Safe
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