cavalry scout

fears nothing, regrets nothing. the hardest, toughest soldiers in the army.

one who gets better than 70 virgins when he dies-- a one way ticket to fiddler's green

god couldn't hack osut

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run the scout

The act of inserting a finger (usually the pinky) into the anus of a sexual partner, to ensure that there are no abrasive materials (I.e. peanuts, sunflower seed shells etc.) to ensure that chafing is avoided during intercourse.

Brad: “I think I’d like to have anal sex tonight”
Chad: “I dunno, I ate two bags of sunflower seeds last night”
Brad: “it’s ok, I’ll run the scout first”

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Dirty Scout

Putting your finger up somebody's butt like a dipstick before deciding if you should put your penis in there,

I didn't want poop on my dick, so I sent in the dirty scout first.

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scout niblett

a small amount of something; a trace, a smidgeon, a hint, a dash, a sprinkle.

Q: Would you like milk in your coffee?

A: Yes but not too much, just a scout niblett.

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scout main

Usually some 12-13 year old who's trying to be "cool" and "edgy" but ends up making themselves look like a fucking tool in the video game Team Fortress 2.

Little shit: I'm going to be a scout main and no one will stop me!

Actually respectable and good player: stfu and go download garfield cart or something.

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Pinky Scouting

When two people (sitting next to each other), begin to creep their respective pinkies towards each other in order to test hand holding capacity if intentions are unclear

I wasn’t sure how she felt about me but took a shot and via pinky scouting the evening ended in some steamy hand holding.

Steyr Scout

A bolt action sniper rifle chambered in 7.62 NATO made by Steyr.

Bro the Steyr Scout is literally the best gun in the game.