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The largest and most efficient combative department in the Foundation, home to the legendary Strategic Security Unit. Normally found in the Class-D Containment, they are the forefront to the protection of the Foundation against rioters. Certain elements may also assist in protection against raids, if need be.
The Strategic Security Unit? Aren't they a Security Department unit on par with MTF?
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Similar to a security blanket; when one partner reaches around and grabs the breast of the other partner for comfort. This can be done either consciously or subconsciously.
"Mike, you always hold my boob when you're sleeping...what is it, your security boob?"
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The most wasteful body of the entire United nations, cloaked with so much power and possibility but overshadowed with so much stupidity by things such as but are not limited by the power of P5 veto's, inability to listen to the Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan when it is obviously a good decision, also this member state condemns the use of napalm and other terribly traumatic uses of weapons that would hurt general and innocent citizens. In short the security council is one of the hardest committees that have existed within MUN and the real UN for it combines the element of tradition and crisis and full and total amounts of stress about having the ability to really do something to help the world . SRMUN 2014 has reaffirmed this over and over and over again. Thank you I yield the rest of my time.
When I got put into the Security Council, I wanted to just condemn everything and everyone.
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A profession that attracts the stupid in mass. People in this line of work tend to take themselves way to seriously and think they are actually law enforcement officers.
Look at the Security Guard over there. I bet he wakes up everyday and polishes his badge.
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Your typical overweight Rent-A-Cop or security guard.
"Oh, yes, I feel MUCH safer with that security lard patrolling the area."
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All actions taken by national, state and local governments, by the private sector, and by individuals to prevent a terrorist attack from happening, to protect a target from being hit, to respond aggressively and appropriately once a target is hit, and to recover after an attack.
The national government spends 30 billion dollars a year on homeland security programs. It spends more than 300 billion on department of defense projects.
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Typically used when getting money from a paycheck or from other monetary sources thus bag is meant to convey moneybag.
Person 1: bro I literally have no days off this week
Person 2: hey bro at-least your securing the bag
Person 1: facts bro
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