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After you cum, the uncleaned semen group together to form a chunky piece of shit -the Semen Monster. The leftover semen can come from a variety of places: laptops, bathrooms, tissue paper, vaginas, even your belly button. As the Semen Monsters multiply, they scheme to take over all vaginas, and pollute our offspring with semen DNA. Nasty stuff!
Timothy: Hey, just finished jacking it.
Lancelot: Ooh, better clean your junk, the coagulated semen might group together and burst out of your cock and turn into a Semen Monster.
Timothy: Just like in Alien?
Lancelot: Just like in Alien.
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stains that are obviously fucking semen.
I wish that I could say i had semen stains on my bra from Lil Wayne.
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A demonic being that no one can comprehend what it looks like
"What is the Semen Centipede, What the fuck is that?"
After having a hot load of semen deposited into their ass or vagina, a female or male uses their vaginal or anal muscles to force the cum out. Enhances the cream pie experience.
I shot video last night of Rachel doing semen burps. It was awesome.
one who harvests semen from male animals for the purpose for artificially inseminating several females
1: Hey, what do you do for a living?
2: I am a semen wrangler.
1: A what!?!
2: I jerk-off turkeys on the farm.
1: FREAK!
A fancy way of saying ballsack or scrotum
Man, my Semen Satchel is really itching up a storm!
Ever since I shaved my Semen-Satchel, its been itching up a storm!
The transfer of genetic material through semen that the uninvolved party receives when sharing beverages or Chapstick with someone who has recently participated in oral sex.
"Can I try your smoothie?"
"Sure, if you want some secondhand semen..."