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Someone that uses or creates surreal/cursed memes to an extent that it becomes part of thier character as a whole.
Person 1: that guy over there likes those weird internet jokes way to much
Person 2: Ikr, he's such a rat slapper
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An incredibly large dong. Often causes minor vaginal trauma and intense orgasm.
Jim pounded me with his wicked slapper last night.
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That thing where you take a box of wine, remove the bag from inside, and hang it from a tree. The people then drink from the spout while slapping the bag.
Hey bro! Need any help hanging that portable slapper? I’m thirsty for some Cabernet and this tree looks perfect!
A male that chronically masturbates to internet porn. Typically unemployed, lives with parents and can't otherwise function without his dick in his hand.
Carl's a weasel slapper. He doesn't work, lives at home with mommy and faps all day to like 10 different porn site accounts.
An insult toward someone meaning they slap vaginas. (Not in a nice or kinky slap either. Just a mean harsh kinda "Fuck you" slap.)
"GET OUT A HERE YA SALAD SLAPPER!"
(Past tense)
"Oh yeah! I just salad slapped those bitches!"
To treat coochie with respect, but at the same time play with it intensely.
"I SURE COOCHIE SLAPPED MY GIRL LAST NIGHT"
"Brian sure is a coochie slapper!"
People on the Las Vegas Strip who hand out escort/stripper cards featuring scantily clad women. They attract attention by slapping the cards together.
If you're lucky a porn slapper might sell you their "Girls Direct to You" t-shirt.